"I've Been Slimed!" Bream Fishing T-Shirt
It’s 3:00 AM. Your bite alarm screams. You burst out of your bivvy, strike into what feels like a solid weight, and dream of a personal best linear. Then... the dead weight kicks in. You look into the landing net, and there it is: a massive, bronze, heavily snot-covered bream. Your rig is ruined, your mesh is ruined, and your hands are instantly coated.
This premium t-shirt is a hilarious nod to the ultimate carp fishing nightmare. Featuring a beautifully detailed, traditional engraving-style illustration of a deep-bodied bream dripping with realistic slime, it perfectly captures the messy reality of a wasted night-take. Paired with the bold text "I'VE BEEN SLIMED!", it’s an inside joke that will get a knowing nod (and a sympathetic laugh) from every serious carper on the lake.
Wear it on your next blank session to keep the fishing gods amused, or gift it to the mate who always seems to attract the snotters.
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Always Angling | Vintage Inspired Angling Clothing
- Email: contact@support.alwaysangling.co.uk
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I've Been Slimed!" Bream Fishing T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
