Therapy Is Expensive | "No Contest" T-Shirt
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Therapy Is Expensive. A Day Ticket Isn't.
Let’s face it: modern life is full of noise, work stress, family drama, and relentless mental clutter. You could spend £80 an hour sitting on a couch lying down... or you could spend £10 on a day ticket, sit by the water with a flask of tea, and wait for the bite alarm to scream.
This t-shirt pairs classic, detailed pen-and-ink artwork with proper dry British wit. Featuring a cross-hatched diagram of the overworked mind alongside a classic bankside carp setup, it lays out the maths cleanly: when it comes to true peace of mind, there really is NO CONTEST.
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Always Angling | Old School Fishing Gear
- Email: contact@support.alwaysangling.co.uk
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Therapy Is Expensive | "No Contest" T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
